Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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