I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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