one might say we're banned from that church
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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