If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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