How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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