please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
