it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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