Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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