Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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