whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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