Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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