There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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