why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
sex on a bike is impossible
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