there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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