oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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