Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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