you would pick up someone in the library
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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