Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
