He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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