her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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