If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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