Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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