You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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