got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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