Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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