ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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