At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
She told me I should be a condom model.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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