haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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