so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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Boobs speak an international language.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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