I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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