U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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