she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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