I just saw a hot homeless man
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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