You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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