Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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