I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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