what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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