whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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