Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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