dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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