I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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