i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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