You made me cry and you don't even care
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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