I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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