Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
