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Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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