I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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