The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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