I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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