Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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