6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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