I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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