hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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