Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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